Welcome to the Youth Side, Mofos!
To the parents who let their children run wild in the library and then glare at me when I ask them not to run, don't blame us when your kid cuts his head open on one of our shelves.
To the parents who spend the whole time messing with their phones while their children tear every book off the shelf, watch your child, please. I'm not paid to watch your child. You wouldn't want to leave them alone with me anyway.
To the parents with the screaming child, please, take her outside. Dear Lord!
Most of the parents I see are pretty awesome, but these others are the ones who drive me nuts.