Twilight Zone Mofo
Perhaps it was the 'full moon' (cue the eerie, ominous music) or perhaps it was the fact that some cranky John McCain-ish dude was off his happy meds, who knows...?
Here goes: Sir, the fact that you are passive aggressive doesn't interest me. Nor attempting to find out my name (when it is against library policy to give such info out). Nor playing Nazi cat and mouse games with me. When I told you that I would not give my name, you refused to listen and then proceeded to ironically insult me by saying that I "had a sexy voice", while your tone of voice belied the fact. When I point blank asked you if you had a question you were pleading with me to treat you humanely and pissed alternately and finally asked for the phone number of Oshkosh library. Thanks for giving me the address, at least that was clear. Since this is a thankless profession, you didn't thank me for the info. I didn't care about that....
What I do care about is that you proceed to call me a faggot for not telling you my name, and tried to insult me further. At least I told you why I was hanging up. I was WAY TOO LENIENT! You, sir are a cretin from hell, a verifiable MOFO in the worst sense of the world and I (after I hung up on you) I warned all of my collegues about your crude, abusive ways,so that the next time you call, I will take down your number and go medieval on your ass. You apparently haven't learned lesson no. 1: which is that there is a limit to treating people like crap...if you're so clueless I will have you banned from this service and you will have to stay within your four walls for life. Quarantined is a better alternative for mofo cretins like you.
Oh, have a great day. In your own personal hell, cretinous slimeball whacko from hell.