aacr2,
archives,
assmollusks,
authority,
barcodes,
bestsellers,
bibliographies, big_red_book_of_jews,
book bindings,
book carts,
book drops,
book lust,
book trucks,
books,
books in print,
books on tape,
bookshelves,
bookworms,
buns,
bureaucracy,
card catalogs,
card catalogues,
cataloging,
cataloguing,
censorship,
children's librarianship,
circulation,
collection development,
computers,
cuttering,
databases,
date stamps,
ddc,
desk barnacles,
dewey,
digital libraries,
discards,
documents,
drinking in libraries,
dublin core,
dust, eating in libraries,
filters,
foxing,
freedom of information act,
freedom to read,
friends of the library,
fucktardese,
genealogy,
glasses,
google,
graphic novels,
incunabula,
information,
information science,
insensible shoes,
interlibrary loan,
internet, killing a mockingbird, killing your cousin,
knowledge management,
late fees,
librarian stereotypes,
librarianship,
libraries,
library book sales,
library cards,
library cats,
library geeks,
library maintenance,
library of congress,
library science,
library security,
library sterotypes,
literature,
marc,
metadata,
mildew,
monographs,
motherfucker, motherfuckery,
no cell phones,
oclc,
oedipus,
online catalogs,
online catalogues,
order,
organized chaos, out-of-paper printers,
out-of-print books, outrageous librarians,
patrons, patrons who smell,
preservation,
primary sources,
procedure,
quiet,
rare books,
reading,
reading rooms,
reference,
reference interviews,
remote reference,
research,
reserves,
rigor,
rlin,
rupert giles,
saying motherfucker, saying twatwaffle,
searching,
sensible shoes,
serials,
sex in libraries,
sexy librarians, sflwsm,
shh,
shushing,
special collections,
special populations,
story hour,
subject headings,
tattle tape,
taxonomies,
technical services,
traditional librarians,
twatwaffles,
tweed, urinal reference,
user interfaces, using the photocopier,
volunteers,
withdrawals,
worldcat,
y.a.